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1. How do you know baseball players are rich?
2. What did Zero say to Eight?
3. Why don't elephants like to go to the beach?
4. What kind of soda do trees drink?
5. Where do chickens go on vacation?
6. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
7. What did the paper say to the pencil?
8. Why did the lightbulb fail his math test?
9. Why did the boy eat his homework?
10. How do you make one disappear ?
11. Where do kids learn the ABCs?
12. If two balls of string ran a race, which one would win?
13. What did the librarian say to the noisy vegetables?
14. How do bees get to school?
15. What kind of pictures do sailors paint?
16. Have you heard the one about the jumprope?
17. Where do crayons go on vacation?
18. Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?
19. Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
20. Where does a sheep put his books?
21. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
22. What did the lightbulb say when it was turned off?
23. What kind of house weighs the least?
24. What happened when the students tied their shoelaces together?
25. What did the pen say to the paper?
26. What is a lion's favorite thing to study in history?
27. Why aren't elephants allowed at the beach?
28. What did the policeman say to the popsicle?
29. Why did the rabbit's teachers go on strike?
30. Why did the tree fail his math test?
31. Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
32. What do a pencil and a joke have in common?

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